February 2012
2 posts
“If what we call love doesn’t take us beyond ourselves, it is not really love. If...”
– Oswald Chambers
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January 2012
4 posts
(via clientsfromhell)
Client: And could you burn the designs on to a CD once you’re done? I’ll have someone pick it up.
Me: I could e-mail it to you - if that’s to your convenience.
Client: Hmm… Well, I don’t have e-mail. But you could send it to my Gmail.
December 2011
3 posts
“…I am called to live in such a perfect relationship with God that my life...”
– Oswald Chambers
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November 2011
5 posts
“My monitor says ‘no signal’. Do I need to upgrade my Internet service?”
– (via clientsfromhell)
October 2011
8 posts
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August 2011
3 posts
clientsfromhell:
Me: Hi, how can I help you?
Client: What’s your companies phone number?
Me: Our phone number…?
Client: Yes.
Me: The number you just called.
Client: Thanks! (Hangs up)
clientsfromhell:
A client was very impressed with the quality of a series of photographs I did from various angles of a horse. Flabbergasted, she asked how I managed to get the horse to have the same expression in every shot.
It was a model horse I bought at Toys R Us.
July 2011
9 posts
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“To laugh is to risk appearing the fool,
To weep is to risk appearing...”
– Unknown (via yongmongrong)
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June 2011
2 posts
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May 2011
3 posts
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April 2011
10 posts
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“Faith is more than thinking something is true. Faith is thinking something is...”
– W.T. Purkiser
Sight is the function of the eyes.. while vision is the function of the heart.
March 2011
13 posts
Japanese boy teaches lesson in sacrifice →
A society that can produce a 9-year-old who understands the concept of sacrifice for the greater good must be a great society, a great people…
Read more: http://www.shanghaidaily.com/article/?id=467066&type=Opinion